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alternative weather warnings

Postby floppy » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:16 pm

at Fu's suggestion, here is the thread for alternative weather warnings
with explanations

* Grotty weather warning - its going to rain
* Grotty weather warning upgrade with chips and coke - its going to rain hard
* Really grotty weather warning, large chips and large coke - its going to be windy, cold and rainy
* Fairly severe weather warning - blustery, cold and rainy
* Severe weather warning - really blustery and rainy, tornadoes of compact stature
* Severe weather warning upgrade with chips - horizontal rain
* Storm warning - horizontal houses
* Storm warning upgrade with large chips and coke - the poop will hit the fan
* Severe Storm warning - the liquid salvage truck will hit the windfarm
* Severe Storm warning ULTRA - we're doomed


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alternative weather warnings

Postby Fu Manchu » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:14 pm

:) :lol:

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Re: alternative weather warnings

Postby mackerelmauler » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:02 pm

Boring weather warning: When a 1040hpa parks itself for a fortnight or more south of the state blocking all the fronts.

Reverse wind warnings

Cat 5: Dead calm
Cat 4: Just a gentle zephyr
Cat 3: The trees are just moving a bit
Cat 2: The tiniest of ripples on the ocean
Cat 1: Flags just begging to flutter
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alternative weather warnings

Postby Fu Manchu » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:52 pm

:lol: We should use that later in the year :lol:

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Re: alternative weather warnings

Postby Rex » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:09 am

What about this

DEFCON 5 Calm sunny weather great for a BBQ
DEFCON 4 Beware at the park as you may lose your stubbie holders
DEFCON 3 Hold on to your hats folks, time to pack the car and turn off the BBQ
DEFCON 2 Beer could be ruined at this level and that means it is pretty serious
DEFCON 1 Forgot the wife and kids, take the beer to the basement and wait it out.

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Re: alternative weather warnings

Postby Pete » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:30 pm

:lol: :lol:

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